Duration : 0:14:57

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EE 2008 Tanya and Max get back together pt1 is a post from: To Get Back Ex

LA face with the Oakland booty

I like big butts and I cannot lie
You other brothers can’t deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face

You get sprung and you wanna pull up tough
You notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she’s wearing
I’m hooked and I can’t stop staring

Oh babe, I wanna get wit’cha
And take your pretty picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got makes me so

Ooh, Rumple-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
Cause you ain’t that average groupie

I’ve seen them dancing
The with romancing
Cause she’s sweat, wet,
Got it going like a turbo Vette

I’m tired of magazines
Saying flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back

So, fellas, fellas
Has your girlfriend got the butt?
Tell her to shake it, shake it
Shake that healthy butt
Baby got back

I like them round and big
And when I’m throwing a gig
I just can’t help myself, I’m acting like an animal
Now here’s my scandal

I wanna get you home
And wo, double-up, wo-oo-wo
I ain’t talking bout Playboy
Cause silicone parts are made for toys

I want ‘em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Jonnie C’s in trouble
Begging for a piece of that bubble

So I’m looking at rock videos
Knock-kneed bimbos walking like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I’ll keep my women like Flo Jo

A word to the thick soul sistas, I wanna get with ya
I won’t cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna…
Til the break of dawn

Baby got it going on
A lot of simps won’t like this song
Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I’d rather stay and play

Cause I’m long, and I’m strong
And I’m down to get the friction on

So, ladies, ladies
If you wanna roll in my Mercedes
Then turn around and stick it out
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back

Actually when it comes to females, Cosmo doesn’t have very much at all to do with my selection
I mean, 36-24-36? Maybe, if she’s 5?3?.

So your girlfriend rolls a Honda,
Playing workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain’t got a motor in the back of her Honda

My anaconda don’t want none
Unless you have got buns, hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups,
But please don’t lose that butt

Some brothers wanna play that hard role
And tell you that the butt ain’t gold
So they toss it and they leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it

So Cosmo says you’re fat
Well I ain’t down with that
Cause your waist is small and your curves are kicking
And I’m thinking bout sticking

To the beanpole dames in the magazines:
You ain’t it, Miss Thing
Give me a sista, I can’t resist her
Red beans and rice didn’t miss her

Some knucklehead tried to dis
Cause his girls were on my list
He had game but he chose to hit ‘em
And I pull up quick to get wit ‘em

So ladies, if the butt is round,
And you want a triple X throw down,
Dial 1-900-JonnieC
And kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back

Duration : 0:3:21

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3) Baby Got Back- Jonathan Coulton with Paul and Storm is a post from: To Get Back Ex

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Duration : 0:10:35

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Phineas and Ferb – Dude, We’re Getting the Band Back Together – Part 2 of 2 (HD) is a post from: To Get Back Ex

Duration : 0:6:19

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ACCORDING TO JIM — Dana and Freaky Beaky break up and get back together.wmv is a post from: To Get Back Ex

Logan and Rory (Rogan)

Logan tries everything to get Rory back and she agrees to dinner thursday night. However, when everyone at the Yale Daily News quits because of Paris, Rory stays at the paper and tries to get everything done on time. Logan comes in and saves the day by taking charge and Rory and Logan kiss.

Duration : 0:6:25

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Gilmore Girls – 6×13 – Rory and Logan get back together/Logan saves the newspaper is a post from: To Get Back Ex

Song: Misery Loves Company
Artist: Emilie Autumn
Clips: Kingdom Hearts
Pairing: Namixas
Texture: KeyMoon on DeviantArt

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Story:
Roxas and Axel are two detectives investigating the Destiny Murders – a series of murders that are identified by a small papou charm that is found at each murder. They both suspect Namine, a woman who keeps to herself in the old mansion, but no decisive evidence was ever found. As the killer only targets young men, Roxas decides to get involved with Namine, to lure her to either confessing or attempting to murder him. Axel tries to talk him out of it, as it was an emotional case for him, but Roxas refuses to listen and heads to the mansion to find her.
Namine initially pushes him away, uninterested in killing men that come after her. He persists, though, often coming and chasing after her affections. Eventually she gives in, and they have… something similar to a relationship. He often comes to the mansion and chats with her, and she occasionally agrees to go around town with him. She starts to actually enjoy his company, and slowly lets her guard down.
One day, however, as he is discussing the possibility of Namine being the Destiny Murderess with Axel, she walks in on them – she and Roxas has planned a date for that day. She gets very upset that he suspects her, and questions the time they had together. Roxas doesn’t answer, and she just smiles and leaves town.
Two weeks later, the murders seemed to have stopped alltogether, which pleases Axel, but troubles Roxas, as it seems that Namine was the true killer after all. He frets over it often, even after Axel tries to give him a pep talk. Roxas acts like he was just upset that they didn’t catch the killer, and demands why Axel is so happy about it. His friend sighs and admits he’s just happy no one else in their town has to die. Roxas remembers Namine’s words about others just being a burden and an unnecessary pain, and suddenly doubts Axel.
He gets worse over the next three weeks, getting the memories of Namine and his ex-girlfriend Kairi confused, although he can barely recall his old girlfriend’s face. Axel once again visits him, hoping to help his friend. Roxas refuses to listen to him, and leaves. He finds himself at the mansion, and sees a few photographs on the ground. He picks one up – which is of Kairi – and heads inside the mansion to find out the truth.
Namine is waiting inside for him, angry with him for what he accused her of, as she had started to have feelings for him. He immediately tells her it cannot work out, since he still loves Kairi and is going to get back together with her. She is upset by this, and tells him that Kairi will never get back together with him. Confused, Roxas tries to get more answers out of her, but she quickly leaves. She is torn between her feelings, and is unsure about what to do. Roxas tries to follow her, but passes out.
He wakes up in his room to find Axel there, who explains he was found alone in the mansion and brought home. Roxas asks Axel about Kairi, but his friend doesn’t answer, and tells Roxas to rest some more before he goes home himself, leaving behind a furious Roxas.
Roxas muses over Namine and the Kairi he can’t seem to remember. He searches his house for any remnant of his old girlfriend, but can’t find anything. Eventually, his memories of Namine and Kairi mix, until he can’t tell the two apart anymore. He finds Namine and they speak briefly. As he’s leaving, his memory returns, and he remembers what he had repressed. Kairi had been murdered after they had gotten engaged, and Namine, her best friend, was the prime suspect. All charges had been dropped, though, when there wasn’t enough evidence to convict her.
Namine had been watching Roxas from the shadows, and is crestfallen. She returns to the mansion, depressed, and awaits Roxas. After speaking one last time to Axel, he comes, as expected, and demands why she killed Kairi when they were friends. She says nothing, which enrages Roxas.
It cuts to Axel who enters the mansion with a few police officers. Namine is sitting in a chair quietly, and doesn’t look up when Axel approaches her. He says something quietly, and she glares at him. He shouts something at her, which she responds by staring coldly at him. He turns away, and tells the police to grab her, which they do, although Namine protests and fights. After a moment, she laughs, and tells something that horrifies Axel – the location of Roxas’s body.

“Roxas…”

“Kairi?”

“No…”

“Namine…?”

“We will meet again, and then we can talk about everything.”

“You mean…?”

“Yes…. We can be together again!”

“Right… Promise.”

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Yay! Finally done!

Duration : 0:4:2

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Misery Loves Namine is a post from: To Get Back Ex

Song: Misery Loves Company
Artist: Emilie Autumn
Clips: Kingdom Hearts
Pairing: Namixas
Texture: KeyMoon on DeviantArt

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Story:
Roxas and Axel are two detectives investigating the Destiny Murders – a series of murders that are identified by a small papou charm that is found at each murder. They both suspect Namine, a woman who keeps to herself in the old mansion, but no decisive evidence was ever found. As the killer only targets young men, Roxas decides to get involved with Namine, to lure her to either confessing or attempting to murder him. Axel tries to talk him out of it, as it was an emotional case for him, but Roxas refuses to listen and heads to the mansion to find her.
Namine initially pushes him away, uninterested in killing men that come after her. He persists, though, often coming and chasing after her affections. Eventually she gives in, and they have… something similar to a relationship. He often comes to the mansion and chats with her, and she occasionally agrees to go around town with him. She starts to actually enjoy his company, and slowly lets her guard down.
One day, however, as he is discussing the possibility of Namine being the Destiny Murderess with Axel, she walks in on them – she and Roxas has planned a date for that day. She gets very upset that he suspects her, and questions the time they had together. Roxas doesn’t answer, and she just smiles and leaves town.
Two weeks later, the murders seemed to have stopped alltogether, which pleases Axel, but troubles Roxas, as it seems that Namine was the true killer after all. He frets over it often, even after Axel tries to give him a pep talk. Roxas acts like he was just upset that they didn’t catch the killer, and demands why Axel is so happy about it. His friend sighs and admits he’s just happy no one else in their town has to die. Roxas remembers Namine’s words about others just being a burden and an unnecessary pain, and suddenly doubts Axel.
He gets worse over the next three weeks, getting the memories of Namine and his ex-girlfriend Kairi confused, although he can barely recall his old girlfriend’s face. Axel once again visits him, hoping to help his friend. Roxas refuses to listen to him, and leaves. He finds himself at the mansion, and sees a few photographs on the ground. He picks one up – which is of Kairi – and heads inside the mansion to find out the truth.
Namine is waiting inside for him, angry with him for what he accused her of, as she had started to have feelings for him. He immediately tells her it cannot work out, since he still loves Kairi and is going to get back together with her. She is upset by this, and tells him that Kairi will never get back together with him. Confused, Roxas tries to get more answers out of her, but she quickly leaves. She is torn between her feelings, and is unsure about what to do. Roxas tries to follow her, but passes out.
He wakes up in his room to find Axel there, who explains he was found alone in the mansion and brought home. Roxas asks Axel about Kairi, but his friend doesn’t answer, and tells Roxas to rest some more before he goes home himself, leaving behind a furious Roxas.
Roxas muses over Namine and the Kairi he can’t seem to remember. He searches his house for any remnant of his old girlfriend, but can’t find anything. Eventually, his memories of Namine and Kairi mix, until he can’t tell the two apart anymore. He finds Namine and they speak briefly. As he’s leaving, his memory returns, and he remembers what he had repressed. Kairi had been murdered after they had gotten engaged, and Namine, her best friend, was the prime suspect. All charges had been dropped, though, when there wasn’t enough evidence to convict her.
Namine had been watching Roxas from the shadows, and is crestfallen. She returns to the mansion, depressed, and awaits Roxas. After speaking one last time to Axel, he comes, as expected, and demands why she killed Kairi when they were friends. She says nothing, which enrages Roxas.
It cuts to Axel who enters the mansion with a few police officers. Namine is sitting in a chair quietly, and doesn’t look up when Axel approaches her. He says something quietly, and she glares at him. He shouts something at her, which she responds by staring coldly at him. He turns away, and tells the police to grab her, which they do, although Namine protests and fights. After a moment, she laughs, and tells something that horrifies Axel – the location of Roxas’s body.

“Roxas…”

“Kairi?”

“No…”

“Namine…?”

“We will meet again, and then we can talk about everything.”

“You mean…?”

“Yes…. We can be together again!”

“Right… Promise.”

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Yay! Finally done!

Duration : 0:4:2

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Misery Loves Namine is a post from: To Get Back Ex

Duration : 0:3:15

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The Beatles – Get Back is a post from: To Get Back Ex

Someone shouts “cos your a lesbian”

Tegan “Because Im a lesbian? I dont think I can think of anything less old fashioned then a lesbian. Move in after 2 months, break up after 2 years. No Im like an old fashioned person. So we courted. I would lay in bed, well, on the floor of my newly ex girlfriends house cos I told her I wanted to break up. I would lay in the living room and listen to ‘Sade’ and imagine this life I was going to have with this new girl.
Anyway, things were not meant to be. We ended up getting together, me and this new person I was going to have this new life with, and I went out on the road and she changed her phone number. I know, why?”

Sara “Because you called her 48 times from the road.”

Tegan “Ok but, dont get all involved in the story if your going to end up ruining the punchline. She broke up with me, so I called her 48 times and she changed her phone number. Anyway. that part wasnt important. So I came home and wrote lots of sad songs and we ended up getting back together and had 3 kids together…
So I was thinking though, Ive been off and on single for the last couple of years. Dating is really hard. Maybe its cos people arent crazy like me. But the best part of having a relationship is laying down next to them at the end of the night and being able to tell them all the crazy things that happened to you all day long. In the end thats what its about kids, its not about the sex or the money they give you. Its not about how good looking they are. Its about can they listen to you talk for hours and hours about stupid that doesnt matter. If they can, then you are meant to be together forever, even if that means you have to call them 100 times thats ok. Thats not the moral of the story. Thank you….
The point of the story was, I got off track I apologise. I dont have the gift but I try. Sara and I are so lucky, well all of us just did a bunch of dates in the states with Cyndi Lauper. Her new record is amazing and you should go get it. I think shes coming over here in September. It was the craziest two weeks of our lives. Ive never had so much fun while also having very little to do and being so bored in my whole life. One night, we all sang at the end of the show, they get all the bands, B-52s and all these other bands… queer eye for the straight guy…. It was crazy. But at the end of each night she would make us all come out on stage and sing true colours. And I am not a good singer, and every night for some reason it was like I had a Cyndi Lauper magnet in me. She would find me out of like 20 people, she would come over and throw the microphone in my face. I would be like its your true colours shining through. If this world makes you crazy and you given… oh is that not the words? But every night without fail she would come over to me and make me sing. But the first night that she did it, she threw the microphone in my face and I could not believe that Cyndi Lauper had a microphone so this is what I did infront of thousands and thousands of people.. I dont have anyone to tell cos I dont have a girlfriend, so Im telling you. Its like we’re dating, that was a definate moment we just had.”

Sara “Wow dream date.”

Duration : 0:5:26

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Tegan and Sara, Banter – Girlfriends, Cyndi Lauper is a post from: To Get Back Ex

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Duration : 0:11:0

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Phineas and Ferb – Dude, We’re Getting the Band Back Together – Part 1 of 2 (HD) is a post from: To Get Back Ex